An irresistible alpha male who women sling their pants toward
See Phil there? Such a pants slinger.
The pants that Scrafty use (the pokemon)
Scrafty uses his scrafty pants to show off
A person who enters into a false serious realtionship for sex.
Becky? I told you he didn't love you, he was just one of those pant miners.
A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.
I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.
When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.
I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton
The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.
Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.