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Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵
Yo is that Sam Pilkington
Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this
when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud
"hey"
"sam in the kitchen"
"chee"
*dap*
A massive raging woofter a bender an arse bandit even
Damn you just got penetrated by a tranny "what a sam beach Williams moment"
Some skinny ass dude who thinks he's fast but can't even beat Thomas in a race.
Damn, Sam Dayton is slow as hell
our saint and hero. so hot and tall
Girl 1: whos that guy?
Girl 2: oh him? hes mr sam
Girl 1: wow mr sam is so hot and tall
That PBD clip is fucking hilarious!
Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar "You see, me and the billionaires... Should have the same status and then anyone BENEATH ME... Should have to look to me as an authority. Like faggot Matt! And then resources should be allocated on the basis of whether or not I feel bad for you. But I still get to be a millionaire! That's the most important part."
Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."