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Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a little finger tap dancing
While watching her boyfriend's dad mow the lawn, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants
When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.
Male
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!
Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.
The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.
I was just trying to get out of that lady's way when she gave me the old lady finger old lady bird
emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.
teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?
emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.
The gay middle finger is a term made famous by singer and ex- One Direction band member, Louis Tomlinson. He is one of the kindest and most angelic people on Earth, but he is also known as “The sass masta from Doncaster,” and he is known to frequently flip people off for a variety of reasons, whether it be lovingly towards his long term boyfriend, Harry Styles, sweetly towards his fans, or sarcastically towards his friend who, for some reason, likes avocado on toast for breakfast every morning. He has also given the middle finger to paparazzi, who were doing “their fooking job! That’s your job you fooking loosah.” When asked about his favorite phrase or mannerism in an interview, while boyfriend Harry Styles was in the background, Louis said “ehm I think the middle finger is a great one, you don’t even have to say anything. Erm, yeah, I think I’ll go with that.”
Fan 1: “Wow, I wish Louis Tomlinson would give me the gay middle finger while singing Kill My Mind.”
Fan 2: “That would be the best thing that ever happened to me.”
A group of people who love poking fingers in each other’s assholes.
Bob: Damn those two must be a part of the Fruity Finger association, they’ve been going ta it for hours
A method of secretly obtaining the screen time passcode without one's parents knowing.
Cmon Clark, you've gotta use the buttery fingers operation.