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American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.

Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.

by jfalexander July 2, 2010


american tree root

When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass

My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.

by The name is D November 20, 2015


paranoid american

when scrolling or researching and theres some type fluent doubts need to reassure about. listening from social media or remembering not to be passive and grow out of it.

"i was watching tv there was a scary scene and i try to remember not to be that way (paranoid american} about the problem."

by Jm8a April 24, 2023


American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021


American Derangement Syndrome

A (not real) disease where a person has a massive freak-out when seeing someone being stupid and automatically assumes the person is an American, even with absolutely no evidence to support it.

Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)

See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome

American Derangement Syndrome is much more common than the Trump variant

by Someone who kinda exists April 5, 2024


americanizer

A foreign person who glorifies and promotes American culture, glamorizing the society and way of living .

That man is an Americanizer because he loves the country and culture and wants to live by their laws, he daydreams nonstop about the luxurious lifestyle in America .

by Secular Sinner April 10, 2016


All-American Weed Dog

When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.

"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"

"Nah, that shit's messy"

by BooAmGhost May 10, 2022