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T-Bomb

A T-Bomb may or may not be the most? metrosexual/homosexual you know.
If your friend cries three times a day or drinks only three shots of vodka so he is buzzed but not drunk, he is most likely a T-Bomb. If he does both, there is no doubt that he is a T-Bomb, and you should immediately "T him up".
There are some seemingly redeeming qualities to a T-Bomb, however, upon closer inspection, these are actually not as straight-forward as they might appear.
Take for example a hypothetical situation in which one T-Bomb drives through a drive-thru at a fast food restaurant and orders a milk shake. One T-Bomb would procede to throw the milk shake back at the drive-thru attendant, yelling "Bomb's Away!" The milk shake would explode on the attendant and the one T-Bomb would excalim "I am the greatest". One T-Bomb's friends would laugh in agreement.
Now, this situation may "prove" that one T-Bomb is "manly" and "straight". But one must only look at one T-Bomb's motives to see his ulterior motvies. One T-Bomb is clearly trying to impress his friends in an effort to get them into bed with him.
Thus, in all aspects, a T-Bomb is the most metrosexual/homosexual you know.


Oh, and he doesn't like to get John John, or for that matter, anything more than a simple John on the cheek.

Markese is a T-Bomb

by T Him Up April 01, 2004


twat bomb

the uber awsom thingy bombs on many buildings

dude did you see the news we left a huge twat bomb in iraq

by rye leigh johnson October 29, 2008


the bomb salad

Something that is better or more than the bomb.

That movie was the bomb salad.

by Jack Mehofferr August 08, 2005


jizz bomb

when a young male ejaculates into cupped hands.

Ryan: yo, i just jizz bomed in jen from maryland's hands.

by Gaynah January 09, 2005


google bomb

See above, but now "waffles" gets John Kerry's campaign sight.

waffles
miserable failure

by warpdragon May 09, 2004


lebanon bomb

when a man shits into his used condom, throws it at his sex partner and screams like a packy.

jim screamed like a packy and through a lebanon bomb at his wife.

by bob scam June 16, 2008


Joke Bombing

When after you've told a humorous joke, someone interjects with an unfunny comment and kills the moment.

After Zac told his excellent joke his Dad chimed in with a lame comment that killed the humour and bombed the joke. "Your always Joke Bombing, Dad"

by Tuttifruittimum January 17, 2018