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When you take a used condom and put a straw in it then put it back in a drink and offer it to someone.
i gave this girl my nutter-butter milkshake and she said it was very salty
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Something Glen always says, but we never understand.
Oh - jeesh! This is like driving in greasy peanut butter!
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Phrase used by homosexuals who want a botty basting; this type of butter is an ingredient in a shithole shandy.
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Lincoln log-tinged sweat, harvested from the anal crevices of the obese.
Between Delta Burke and Mario Batali, you could scrape up enough doo doo butter to deep-fry Oprah Winey.
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spread peanut butter on your dick and then fuck a girl in the ass; after ejaculation, force the girl to suck everything off the cock.
(optional) lick the Peanut Butter out of the girls ass.
Samantha wanted a snack so I gave her a Peanut Butter Suprise (PBS).
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When some one stuffs their bra with buttered potatoes to make it look like that have boobs xD
Bob : Sheila Do You Have Buttered Potatoes In Your Bra?
Sheila : Why yes Bob i do would you like some?
Bob : No thanks they look mouldy ^w^
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When a female is allergic to peanut butter and gives you consent to cover you’re penis in peanut butter so when you “stick it in” she swells up, creating a perfectly tight hole.
“Dude... have you ever tried donkey punching you’re girl? it’s great!”
“No my girls allergic to peanut butter, so I can do a good old peanut butter fuck instead, it feels the same it just lasts a hole lot longer!”
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