Egg and Soldiers

This is when the woman puts their head between the mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's like when your dunking your toast in your eggs (The Soldiers). whilst this is happening the man is resting his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to the eggs in their egg cups.

Hey, My guy Ralph gave his wife an egg and soldiers last night , he showed me pictures.

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

Egg artillery

A bunch of kids hired by another bunch of kids to throw eggs at at another kids house.

They usually have masks to conceal theia identity and use bikes for transportation.

These kids are often hired by school friend circle and school gangs to egg someone they don't like.

"you dude that kids house just got bombarded with eggs"

"yeah someone must have hired the egg artillery"