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When your ass is hella itchy while you're beating your meat
"Man I hella had the death start last night"
When a character does something incredibly stupid that the audience just knows they're going to be dead soon.
Graves being all nice to Credence after smacking him and casting him aside like garbage -- Death Be Unto You.
The result of someone who twerks and farts at the same time.
At the club watching the twerking when she released the Indian death fan.
That feeling you get when you just want to die but from natural causes so your close ones won't blame themselves
Damn I really just want a nice and painless secondhand death tomorrow.
dying of death doesn't mean you are actually dying because there needs to be a reason why your dying.
i am dying of death because thats soo funny
A song so sublime, you can be satisfied to know that you will die immediately after the song is over. It is the last song you ever listen to.
When the song is over, you die.
Q: “Is there a song you could listen to just 1 more time?”
A: “Oh. You mean like a death-song.”
When someone is sucking your dick and they proceed to use it as a whistle causing it to inflate and explote.
My friend's girlfriend death whistled him and his Dick exploded