Bonjour-Ho!

A controversial holiday greeting suggested by Bloc Québécois to avoid using Bonjour-Hi.

Store employee: "Bonjour-Ho! Comment puis-je vous aider?"
Customer: What did you just call me?

dum ho

dumb hoe

u r a dum ho

ho poor

got to put out to go out

That ho be so poor, she be Ho Poor, she got to put out to go out.

Thumb Ho

A chick on social media, who posts pictures of herself half naked on a daily basis, to retrieve “likes” or comments from thirsty dudes, or other Thumb Hoes.

Dude 1: This chick is so damn fine that it’s unreal bro.
Dude 2: calm down, she ain’t nothing but a Thumb Ho..

Ho memory

The instance when you're trying to remember which ho you or someone else is talking about.

Al: remember when you brought that ho over and she took out TV remote?
Fred: you mean Tammy?
Al: no not her
Fred: sorry man my ho memory isn't very good nowadays.

Laugh Ho

Laugh Ho 🎅🏻🎅🏼🎅🏽🎅🏾🎅🏿:

One who laughs easily at everything. The joke/punchline can be good, bad, and/or everything in between and the individual will still laugh heartily. This can include people who don't have the necessary knowledge to fully understand the depth and context of the joke.

Example #1:
Eugene: I don't understand why she doesn't like me. She laughed at all of my jokes!

Bob: Dude, that bitch laughs at everything! Anyone can make her laugh, she's a laugh ho.

Eugene: Word?.. Damn...

Example #2:
Jessica: Ummm... Andre, I don't understand the joke you made earlier. Can you explain it to me?

Andre: What the fuck, Jessica? You laughed the loudest and the longest out of all us, and you didn't even understand the joke? You don't deserve to know, you a laugh ho..

ho do you need that???

used to express aggravation and standingonbusinessification if a ho is obviously looking for trouble and wants to catch these hands.

Girl A: 'You look crazy as fuck in that outfit lmfao...'
Girl B: 'Ho do you need that???'