Ur bro a ho

The insult to end all insults. Only to be used when at DEFCON 1. Potential to end the entire universe.

Kim Jong-Un: Donny I’m finna nuke America bih
Donald J Trump: Ur bro a ho
Kim Jong-Un: *head explodes, entire military combusts, North Korea blown off the face of the earth, giant black hole consumes andromeda galaxy*

ur bro a ho

worst then ur sister a mister,ur dad lesbian, ur mum gay, ur grandpap a trap & ur granny a tranny

rob: Yo! ur mum gay lol
intellectual: ur dad lesbian tho
rob: haha ur granny a tranny
intellectual: and ur grandpap is a trap
rob: UR SISTER IS A MISTER!!
intellectual: ur bro a ho.

rob explodes into small pieces of contagious gay and everyone dies except for the intellectual.

Lax Bro Swear

A swear made to be broken.

Jim: I lax bro sweared i wouldn't tell though
Tim: Oh that doesn't matter don't you know what a lax bro swear is?
Jim: OH YA! I forgot

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bro code for moving

You must help a bro move not less than 17 times before saying no.

Dude, bro code for moving, you've got to help him 17 times.

All Bro's Night

All Bro's Night is the night before Thanksgiving. A night on which Bros return to their hometowns and local watering holes to drink, toast, and congratulate one another on being bros.

"Dude, what are you doing for All Bro's Night?"

Bro pics all

A stubborn dude that gets what he wants regardless of how it affects others.

He got a STD and still convinced her to let him hit raw. Damn Bro Pics All.

Merci Bro-coup

The proper, french way to thank your Bro.

Bro 1: "Bro, I totally got that french chick for you last night."

Bro 2: "Merci bro-coup, Bro."

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