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To have a painfully large poo.
Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!
When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.
1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.
2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!
Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.
A Guy Who is cute and funny, but most people think he is an asshole. He is an asshole though, but also smarter than you about geography and history.
Mr.Zimbobway: Do you know where nova scotia is?
Girl: Russia! Boo-Yahh!!! C'mon ask me another one?
Mr.Zimbobway: actually it's in Canada
Girl: Ok Mr.Zimbobway from Nova Scotia!
A repeating lyric in the popular hit song: Messages from the stars
you:¨Ï get messages from the stars¨ *he says while vibing*
some guy: ¨waht?
i get messages from the stars you dont know?
This scary thing will find all the children under the age of 13 and ask if it can fuck them. To summon the creature, all you have to do is the Bloody Mary summoning, but all you've gotta say is "i'm under 13" three times. The creature will come out and try to rape the shit out of you. There's no way of running from it.
eh, you try summoning Mark from SDV yet?
hell nah, that's some scary shit