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As the male climaxes into the female's mouth, the female proceeds to suck in and spit out the seamen numerous times. After the deed is done, she stores the cum inside of a jar and keeps it into her fridge. She later uses it as a condiment when making snacks such as sandwiches and tacos, mixing the cum with the original snack ingredients, and the hair from her beastly ass. She repeats this process every time she blows an individual.
Simba's first step to making a Circle Of Life burger was storing Wiz's hot seamen from the previous blow job she had given him. Tasty pudding indeed.
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A website intended for dumb fangirls that has evolved into a place where Harry Potter fans can go to have a good laugh.
Twilight fan: I just posted a story on My Life Is Twilight!
HP Fan: What did it say?
Twilight fan: That I just realized my hair is brown, just like Bella's!!! MLISoooooooT
HP Fan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're a dumbass.
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An Empty pit of nothingness filled with ice cream and netflix
My love life love life is terrible. The closest I've gotten to a girlfriend in 3 years is the cashier. She was totally checkin me out. But alas Andrew j is still single.
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Innocent name, not so innocent show.
Its a story of a girl who's never felt love before but found a pure innocent little girl that has shown her love, this may seem innocent but bear with me. She took her love a little too far and kidnapped that same little girl and would kill or commit crimes to protect that feeling of love
Man, honestly I had no idea Happy Sugar Life was even psychological horror I thought it was gonna be yuri or something
A phrase you say when you and your friend are doing something at the same time, saying something at the same time, or did something the same as a coincidence
Taiden: "I went to the mall today and got a red t-shirt."
Rosie: "Really? I did too. Life isn't real!
the amount of time it takes for a woman, usually a college girl or a recent post-graduate, to double in size and weight due to excessive eating, drinking, laziness, or a combination of such events.
It works similar to the half-life concept found in science, except it is the exact opposite because women tend to double in size instead of shrink.
As soon as Laura entered college she went from 120 pounds to 240 pounds by the end of her junior year; thus, her fat half-life is 3 years.
When the world should be your oyster, but is really your Inferno. A period of time, right after high school to late twenties, where you are expected to perform and act exactly like the other adults who are ten years your senior or older, yet more than likely no one has taught you the basic ideas and attitudes of how to be successful in the real world. You will also find out that many of the well intentioned adults, or the adults who wanted to feel important, (teachers, parents, etc.) who actually gave you advice or put in there two cents when it wasn't asked for, were down right dumb, if not delusional, and had no clue what the hell they were talking about when it comes to being successful in real life.
So you are left to figure out much of it on your own. Most of the areas of your life you will be confused about are dating, career, finances, finding a place to live, and friends. This is more than likely going to be the worst time in your life.
*THIS IS NOT A JOKE* This will make the on-going, never ending, day to day, living hell that was high school or middle school seem as easy as breathing. You will more than likely wish you were still in high school, middle school, or 10 years old back in elementary school...just so that you'd be sheltered from and never have to know the never-ending mental turmoil you are going through.
If the quarter life crisis has taught me one thing above anything else, it's that when I have kids I am always going to be open to listen, without judgment, (unlike the assholes I grew up around) when they need me to and that teaching them about bills, check books, credit cards, bosses, job applications, relationships and all that other happy horse shit isn't such a bad idea either.
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