The cutest ugliest thing on earth
See that girl, she looks like a washed sweet potato
When you cum on someone’s face, then dry and roast it by lighting a fart on fire, the remaining chip can be peeled and eaten by the individual.
She wanted a snack so I gave her a Idaho potato chip
when a fat girl has had sexual intercouse
i just finished fucking precious the silly fucked potato
A placeholder: A noun for whenever you can't think of anything to say.
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Something a bearded man says when all hope is lost and it's well passed 4am.
where you put chips in a sandwich. I could describe it in three words So Fucking Awesome
Yo try this. what is it A potato sandwich
Potato fetus is when a fat women has a hairy coochie that smells like bunions
Ewww all I can smell is potato fetus
A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.
Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.