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The act of drinking coffee while dumping. Right when you wake up is the preferred time for this.
Dude 1: Hey bro I made you coffee!
Dude 2: Oh thanks, I'll drink it after I take my morning dump.
Dude 1: Yo just take it in with you for a coffee poop!
Dude 2: Wow what a great idea!
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Slang for prunes, or dried plumbs. Or the act of eating prunes. So named because they look like little turds, they make you think of turds, and you have to shit after eating too many of them.
When you go down the the grocery store, make sure you pickup some poop poppers before you leave.
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An extremely large or excessive amount of fecal matter left in one sitting. Usually resulting in massive amounts of plunging.
Joe Bob:" Hot damn! That was one hell of a poop chair! Those turds were piled up to my butt cheeks by the time i was finnished."
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When person is so silly or ridiculous they're such a pooper. But their poopiness get so out of hand and it affects the people around them, like their scooping up their poop and using it for silliness. They're just being a Poop Scoop.
James, you're such a poop scoop!
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Based on the pay-it-forward theory, but in an office environment. One worker walks in on a co-worker while that co-worker is pooping in a communal bathroom stall. That worker, who walks in on a co-worker, then is walked in on by another co-worker while pooping in a communal bathroom stall, thus pooping-it-forward.
In Dennis’ first few weeks with Company A he really needed to take a poop. He entered the men’s room and pulled open the handicap stall door and there sat Jason, Dennis’ co-worker, dropping the kids off at the pool. A few months later Randy, another Company A employee, had a Taco Bell moment where he just had to go. In a hurry he flung open the handicap stall door and found Dennis upon the company throne, pooping, while texting his girl. At that point, Dennis completed the cycle of pooping-it-forward.
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