When you put a raw potato in a cows asshole then you eat the potato and everything else that comes out
Hey do want to go bobbing for potatoes
Nah man that's nasty
A giga potato is the most powerful thing in the world! Don’t fuck with a giga potato. Trust me
Fuck me in the ass giga potato
Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.
Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.
cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled
The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.
More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."
if a message is quite funny or interesting, meaning having potatoboard chances
can you potato a thread because this is very potatoable
A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta
I want some pasta potato bitches !
Where you go down on a chick. Don't wash your face after, and then the next day you peel the residue off and eat it. Like lays I bet you can't eat just one.
Potato Chipping -Man I went down on this girl last night and her potato chips the next morning tasted so good.