so attention seeking for what

a "sentence" used by motherf*cking popular girls that disgust you

"MAN PUT YOUR TROUSERS DOWN, SO ATTENTION SEEKING FOR WHAT" said the popular girl

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

Pass you so hard

When you pass a slow-ass driver on a 2-lane road and leave them in the dust

As I sped by the slow driver I yelled, “I pass you so hard!”

So... No?

Is it not? Cus... that's a little disappointing... ☹️

Hym "So... No? Damn... Well now I'm actually sad...☹️"

Iam "What's got you down chum?"

Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... ☹️"

Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"

Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"

Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"

Hym ☹️🙇🙍🥺