suck the chrome off a ball hitch

a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.

"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."

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Disregard that, I suck cocks

A phrase used by someone who posts on a forum or when in discussion when they make an opinionated claim with no real proof. Rather they are speaking from emotion and how they "think" something is or should be.

Then when someone corrects them of their mistakes, they own up to their failure, in turn making them a reasonable individual.

Ignorance is not a problem, its when you are shown the facts and still believe otherwise. That is the true crime.

Topic and Original Poster: "Guns should be banned forever, Britain did it and look how well they are doing!"

Reasonable Individual: "Gun crime doubled in Britain after they banned firearms. this includes armed robbery, burglary, sexual assault and other acts of violence.

why would a CRIMINAL care about a gun ban?

all they succeeded in doing is disarm rightful citizens from protecting themselves from being hurt.

Is a rapist going to attack you if hes staring down the barrel of a revolver?

Now, how likely do you think a rapist is going to commit a crime now that he knows you cannot legally own a firearm. and if you do shoot him...now your the criminal and hes the victim... well played.

Original Poster: "Disregard that, I suck cocks. I see your point."

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Papa sucked a brand new bag

One of James Brown's most famous songs.

In this song, the godfather of soul did not yell out uh ah grunt maceo

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suck my non-existent dick

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

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Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The act of fellating a dead canine's penis.

Cyril dumped me last week, he sucks dead dogs dicks!

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neural`sucks`da`cock

The act of neural wrapping his fat lips around a large or small male reproduction organ and sucking till ejaculation

Man neural`sucks`da`cock alot doesnt he?

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that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

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