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River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.

"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"

by Adybug April 2, 2010


Squirrel dancing

Being sexual in a park for everyone to see

"Let's go home kids, those people are squirrel dancing"

by Thrownoffaroof March 7, 2016


Thriller Dancing

When you dig up yo homie's granny and take her down to pound town.

I was bored in the cemetery so I started thriller dancing.

by November 11, 2022


Spiderweb Dance

The frantic waving and brushing yourself off after walking in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).

While taking the garbage out, I walked in to a massive spiderweb, droppped the bin on my foot, screamed like a banshee and did the spiderweb dance.

by stowball December 23, 2010


Olly dance

Average sized penis, nothing compared to callum

Callum wouldn’t let me see his megladong, I guess I’ll have to settle for olly dance

by Boyceybigdong June 15, 2021


Hen Dancing

Used by many to describe the act of taking ecstasy and dancing like chickens in a hen.

I wasn't shy of hen dancing last night

I was wrecked. I was dancing like chickens in a hen (aka hen dancing)

by John Mates? April 20, 2007


Practicing my dance moves

A way to describe pleasuring yourself.

I’m still in bed practicing my dance moves.

by Jessica’s feet October 8, 2017