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a Douche Bad is another term for a generally Douchey man who is also very bad. A man that is a bad bad man, but also a douche bag.
Joe is a douche bad because he hates children and is also a douche bag.
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Insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating, or obnoxious.
A contemptible person.
Used to express a low opinion of someone.
Someone who makes your skin crawl.
The person currently seeing an ex-girlfriend you cared deeply for.
I can’t believe Beth is seeing Nick, that guy is Extra Strength Douche.
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Womens health care product made in bedrock usa
Betty) willma do you get that not so fresh feeling?
Willma) why no betty not since i found new yabba dabba douche its all natural made of rocks and sand
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A sudden feeling that you have previously experienced the obnoxious conversation spewing forth from the mouth of the pompous arrogant ass of a jerk that is currently invading your space and deminishing your will to live.
Suddenly, Mike turned away from the idiot at the bar he was speaking to and exclaimed to his friends, "Oh my god, I just had douche-ja vous. I totally feel like I've had this exact douchey conversation with this freaking douche bag before".
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Someone who is so much of a douche bag that one cannot just call him/her a "d-bag" or "douche" or just plain ole "douche bag." So you have to multiply douche bag by douche bag to truly define the individual as a super huge douche bag or just aptly put...d-bag squared. I.E.(d-bag^2)
John Frey is a douche bag squared(d-bag^2)
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douche·bag·lunch (DOOSH’bag lunch) n. A brown bag lunch arranged by one’s superior at work, in which all are forced to surrender their lunch hours in order to attend what amounts to a work meeting. Perhaps even more appalling, lunch is not provided.
“What the fuck! El Capitan just took it upon himself to call a douche-bag lunch. Hijack my lunch hour and you best be bringing the Blimpie, beotch.”
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(Also known as GDM) the act of being a supreme an supreme bitch
Man, Micky B was being an a total Godless Douche Monster last night. What a douche!
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