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a scale that measures how kickass someone or something is. Normally used when an already cool person does something awesome, normally followed by applause.
Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.
Me- dude look at the gym teacher.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.
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#1: Dude, Pokémon is lame.
#2: Your just a Haté-o-mon
#1: Whatever
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1. a noun used as an adjective reinforcing the homosexuality of a certain object
2.n. an actual bag of dicks
man 1: god, did you see how he wore a sweater around his neck to pick up the next harry potter book?
man 2: ya, those people are gayer than a bag o' dicks.
your gayer than a bag o' dicks
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To cheeri someone's o is to please their vagina or anus. Cheeri my o is an instruction to do this by means of manual stimulation.
Cheerios are also a sugar-coated breakfast cereal.
Cheeri my o is a verbal phrase, therefore: keep cheeri-ing my o, yesterday peter cheeried my o etc are all acceptable.
I've been corning your flake all morning, it's time for you to cheeri my o.
He cheeried my o for hours so in return i sucked his crunchy nuts
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A term created by one of the original members of MCR is for Grammas. Referencing a strong affinity for Ray Toro of My Chemical Romance.
Sabrina is the original Toro-Whore-O.
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A strange breed of halfman-halffur he resides in a freezing flesh village on the outskirts of what used to be a thriving nudist colony.
When going into battle with other fleshpods you may hear several calls of battle, one of the most common is, "NUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111"
This has become an anthem of many people, especially the Chewy Nudists of Oshwa. Who you will hear rooting for their hockey team going, "NUUUUUNNNNNNPIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!11111"
Many attempts at communcation with the Emp O Tuna have taken place the all end up something like this though: AALFK:DSLFJKGHTHTYYFSDFHLGHHGGHLSDLFKJGGGHHTTYTOUOWIEURYTYH !!!!
Several years ago all attempts at communication ceased.
A person who is like the Emp O Tuna is said to be a thoughtful asshole, a tolerant bigot, a person who understands things, but is often a dumbass. When the words "SELF-PWNAGE!" are used they usually refer to tuna. But it is no worry, he shrugs them off and pwns the person back with a flurry of insults stamped by the immortal END-NO ERASIES lockdown.
If you encounter the Emp O Tuna in the wild WATCH OUT! DANJAH DANJAH DANJAH! He is a master of the Erasie-Fu.
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When after performing fellatio the giver proceeds to blow a bubble of ejaculate from their mouth (ala bubblegum) in close proximity to the recipients face until the bubble bursts on each persons face
a tasty icecream common in australian milk bars/ convenience stores
bill and ted were totally gay for each other.
they often partake in the bubble-o-bill
suzie couldn't stand hector's phobia of his cum so she bubble-o-bill'ed him last night
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