Man-U

Short for Manchester United, which means, for a man who has sojourned long, and endured much, even to be thought to be a Manchester, to be finally united with his muse.

-- So, after being mistakenly thought to be all about the carbon cockprint, he endured being a Manchester.

-- Yeah, and now that he'll hook-up with his muse he'll be a Man-U.

U-Haul Feminist

A strong, independent woman who can do everything herself, until it is time to rent a U-Haul (or move furniture, shovel snow, make repairs, or any other type of demanding physical labor)

Friend 1: She really is doing it all on her own and invited me over for the party. But she also asked me to come early to shovel my driveway so people could park there.

Friend 2: Fucking, U-Haul feminists

u/[deleted]

The most prolific and anonymous user on Reddit. They have participated in 99.9% of subreddits, and have commented on millions, if not billions, of posts.

u/deleted is absolutely everywhere. Whenever you log in to Reddit, you WILL FIND THEM somewhere within your first 10 minutes of browsing the site. Don't believe me?

u look good fam

he dosent fucking like u.

(you send him a pic). You look good fam

can u stop being annoying

A teacher is around and your pissed but if you curse youll get in hella trouble
AKA means can u stop being the biggest bitch on the planet thank you

Girl:Do u want it,i said you u want it
You"can u stop being annoying

h u h ?

for when nothing makes sense anymore and you feel mentally deranged

Happy gorl: i want to have a horse dick
Happy boi: ...
Happy boi: h u h ?

skii-u-oop

skiiuoop - a word used to get someones attention

A A skii-u-oop