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You forgot, the moon's coming, you were too busy having fun with cremia and wrestling with her, and producing milk, now it's the end of the world
"Dawn of the final day 24 hours remain"
Link: ohh sh*t 1 day remaining
When you lose your fantasy football championship
15-1 is 15wins 1loss. Manny was undefeated going into the chip and lost to yumar.
I'm gonna fuck u in the asshole
Hey nigga imma run a 1 on u tonight
An amazing song by Cyb3r. Lalalala. Lalalala. Lalalala. Lala.
Goofy ahh lala slowed+reverb 🥀
Person 1:Hey have you heard of goofy ahh lala part 1?
Person 2: no
Person 1: die.
Its friend hug day!!
Give your friends a hug
Be kind tho them!
*1 december*
Me: *gives a hug
Friend: omg!! Love you!
Me: love you to <3
The 1 to 10 scale is, like, the scale that you use to give your wife an eight, even though she's probably a four plus.
On the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, Angelina's a nine, but you an 8.5 even after five kids, baby.
Rating system for the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale .Has roots in Olympic scoring . Rating of 10 means the best score overall in multiple departments. Facial symentry, hair color/length, breast size/placement, weight/height ratio, length of legs, ass, clothing and desire to mate with her. Has significant sexual undertones.
Hey , see that fine looking bitch sitting at the bar? Hear of the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale .?She's a 9.7? Hot, busty and dressed to bop! I'm going in...