y/n <3

Y/n is one of the most important people on this whole platform. There's no way to define y/n, just a way to describe them : Lovely, beautiful, amazing and lastly. Y/n is definitely worth it!

Name 1: "Hey have you eh, seen y/n <3? "
Name 2: Yes I have seen them, i think y/n is having fun rn

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3 Finger Rule

if you can finger a girl with 3 fingers, you should do her at your place that night.

Jon: Let's see if the 3 finger rule applies to Stacy.Can i finger you Stacy?
Stacy: Yes Jon.
Jon: Well meet me at my place around 9ish, you passed the 3 finger rule.

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3 Day Rule

If you're dating a chick & it's early on, if she doesn't talk to you for three days, with you trying to make an effort, then you dump her.

Aaron: Hey! Have you talked to what's-her-name yet?
John: I've tried! Calling, texting.. Nothing man...
Aaron: Ha, looks like she's getting the 3 Day Rule then.
John: Bitch gets three days!

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3 Second Rule

If food drop on a clean surface it takes 4 seconds for the germs to get on it

bill: Oh sheeet i dropped my burger on your kitchen floor
Ben: ITs ok i clean the floor today
Bill: i aint eating it
Ben: 3 Second Rule
Bill: oh yeah
Ben: and Extra Flavour

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3 strap situation

when you are wearing velcro trainers, like nike courts, and have a feeling you will need to run very soon, and wont have time to bend down and do it when necessary, so you do up all 3 straps before any trouble starts, also making sure ur shoes dont fall off when u run.

mandem 1: oi u guna brik his window den yeh?
mandem 2: yes m8 get redy 2 run yeh?
mandem 3: this a 3 strap situation man, leme do em up yeh.
mandem 1: fuck it *smash*
mandems 1,2 and 3: shiiiitt ruuuuuun!!!!!!!!! *all run away realy fast and mandem 3s shoes would have come off had he not done up all 3 straps*

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Trump 3:16

When thousands of hardcore supporters of Donald J. Trump so “loved” him that they would die for their “political savior” to ensure that white people in the US, even if they became the minority in the future, would always wield political power over the non-whites—3:16 is a “blasphemous” reference to John 3:16, the biblical verse that reveals about God’s love for His people that He sent his Son to die for mankind on the cross so that whoever believes in Him will have eternal life.

For white racists and supremacists, and millions of “white moderates” who have accepted others who don’t look like them in their midst, it doesn’t matter whether the presidential candidate is corrupt, selfish, racist, sexist, xenophobic, or inept, as long as he is white, which is what really matters in the end—they want a Trump 3:16 political figure to rule the country to ensure that white supremacy prevails.

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3 Point Stance

When beating off on the toilet and you cum hard and fall forward only supporting yourself with one hand and your feet.

I was beating the meat on the toilet and when I came, I went into a 3 point stance.

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