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Love Hina is a 14 Volume manga about a 20 year old ronin (test retaker) Keitaro. When he was a little kid, 14 years, he and an unknown girl promised to go to Tokyo University together. Motivated still by that promise, he tried to get into the school but failed twice already. He got kicked out of his home, and has no money left. He is also unattractive and never had any girlfriend in his life. A loser, really. But out of the blue, his elder tells him to be the manager at Hinata Inn, only when he goes there, it is an all-girl dormitory...while they're in the Hot Springs.
There's several girls living there, including the sly Mitsune, the kendo girl Motoko, and Naru. The main story focuses on Naru and Keitaru, and feelings that forms between them over time, and Keitaru wondering if Naru really is that girl from the past.
There's too much good to say about it, you need to read it. I highly reccommend it to anyone.
You better be sure your parents are not in the same room when you are reading this, it could get pretty...mature at times. It never goes too far, and it's always for humour, but just to be safe...
Don't bother watching the anime, it's a sub-par adaptation. It's good on it's own, I guess, but certainly not in correlation with the manga.
"Pervert!" - Naru
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When someone makes you think they love you, but in reality the love doesn’t exist.
I thought we were going to last, but it was ghost love.
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A concept, person or experience with near universal favorability. Examples include an open bar, Mr. Rogers, and blankets straight from the dryer. If you don’t love it, you don’t love yourself.
“Want to watch a baby panda ride a bike?”
“Everyone loves it”
**Can also be used apropos of nothing, effectively replacing a standard greeting or any recognized form of social interaction.
“How are you?”
“Everyone loves it”
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The inappropriate involvement of two students and two teachers each inexplicably tied together.
J: "Our square of love is spiraling out of control, C."
C: "But the square of love makes school sexy."
S: "This square of love is going to ruin my teaching career, K."
K: "I love being inappropriate with J and C!"
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The love finger is the sex act where a man (or woman) takes their ring finger and put it up the anus or vagina. Furthermore, the love finger is called the love finger because the ring finger connects to the heart.
xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "So, bruh, how wus duuh secks lahst naaight?"
SlapDeeBuutee360: "Man, it was fucking amazing, grabbed a beer, took my ring finger, and gave her the Love Finger!"
xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "Damn suun!"
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Primal Love is when instinct and emotion, overpowers thought. When two bodies meet and they literally join as one with no inhibition.
The couple was clawing, grabbing, pulling, holding, and expressing what could only be Primal Love.
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The meth smoking, porn queen, boss bitch of the world. A mind reading gypsy. A unicorn. A 1%’er. Will suck your dick, change the oil in your car, then make you dinner. Born with fire in her eyes on Valentines Day. Chronically late to everything. Even more beautiful in person. Intriguing.
Guy 1: have you seen bailey love’s new video on Pornhub?
Guy 2: I seen it last week when it came out on her website first!
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