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The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.
The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
A town bum is when a person goes town everyday or every opportunity they get this person tends to get no pussy/penis
Grace and max are such town bums to the point it’s become there home
UC meaning universal credit and bum meaning lazy but capable of working
a uc bum collects checks from the council
Pc Dave is a benefit bum
DP IS A UC BUM
Sport bumming, where the amorous bummer is chasing the reluctant bummee, on a successful capture the amorous bummer converts the reluctant bummee to become an amorous bummer! Continuing in the game of Sport Bumming….
‘Oooh come here Dolmio you will be converted’
You’re closing in on me you Amorous bummer…
Shit, welcome Dolmio to Sport bumming… now go out hunting..
‘Oooh come here Calf’……..
To continuously knee one in the bum in a walking motion whilst placing your hands upon the victims shoulders
"Im going to electric bum you!" *proceeds to do so* "ahhhh nooo, not the electric bum!"
Some who is a low life and looks or acts like a bum. You don’t have to be a trash bum to be called one
Someone who comfortable with being a bum (having nothing) due to their satisfaction in their crave of sex.
He doesn’t have a car , a home, a job but he’s okay with it because his girl will give him sex . Man he a horny bum