1. A dance of the dead, Usually used in 14th Century folk tales
2. A piece of orchestral music by Camille Saint Saëns
The dance macabre was hella creepy
when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it
guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”
eyebrow dancing is a fun party trick and a good groupchat name
October 25th a day you can just dance bc its fun and bc you need to let loose sometimes
person 1: guess what day it is.
person 2: what day is it?
person 1: October 25th national dance day duh
person 2: oh yay when should we start dancing?
person 1: now
a norwiegan tap dance is when one recieves fellatio from a person that is "shotguning" a beer in both nostrils.
"Wow! That girl shotguned two beers through her nose so fast, while sucking me off!!! That was the best norwiegan tap dance I have ever had"
A frantic dance a Geordie does when he has held it in too long. This usually occurs after one too many brown ales and a failure to visit the water fall grotto before leaving the pub or when small children have a sudden need to go.
(Mam) ..."Tommy is doing a diggy dance. Best get him to the toilet before he wets his pants!"
Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.
Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"