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When you post something on Facebook, and most of your friends love it, and chime in with comments.
I made up a new word, "Flexual" and most of my friends had several comments. It turned into a, "Facebook gangbang"
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A group intervention conducted by Facebook friends when they witness a fellow friend lose their mind.
Jon keeps posting these status update rants that have become stranger by the minute. I think he needs a 'Facebook intervention (F.B.I)"
Facebook rant
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To look at a girl then make an extreme overly necessary effort to find them on facebook based on random facts that you may know about them (i.e. name, city you saw them in)
Rob: Dude did you just that hot chick walk by?
Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.
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When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...
(blah)
(BLAH)
...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...
Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)
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The posting of cat pictures on Facebook is strictly forbidden.
Exception is taken to this rule if the person's wall which is posted on is either asleep, intoxicated, or open to hacks.
A: Dude! You can't post cat pictures, FACEBOOK STATUTE 371!
B: Nah, its cool, she's wasted.
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One who feels the need to post scantily clad photos of themself on a daily basis just to piss off the frenemies on their friend list and maybe grab some attention while they are at it.
*to show off your goods and you know it's good so you don't care what the haters say.
Example:
Molly says: did you see her profile picture? What the.....she's a Fa-Ho.
Cindy says: I know-what a "Facebook Ho (Fa-Ho)"
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The unsettling feeling that you get when you are away from your Facebook feed for too long.
Richard: What is wrong with Jack?
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder
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