A popular video game. That makes you want to up out of a card going 120 miles per hour
If I die to one more ttv kid in fortnite I’m going to fucking jump out of a car going 120 mph
A super popular game that virgins wont shut up about. Also when you play, you cant stop because you want the victory royale but u realize that ur trash. This also causes alot of credit cards stolen by 9 year olds who want to buy skins and stuff. Also, this game prolly stole your man who likes to post his wins on snapchat
John: Hey Tommy wnat to paly sum fort khight???
Tommy: Yaeh lets go stael my mOms creidt card
John: graet idea
Mom: fortnite should die
booty ass game Apex is killing it
Bill: Damn Jim Apex is about to kill fortnite about time
A game that made me lose faith in humanity
Teacher : Who Likes Fortnite?
Autistic kids : WE DO !
Autistic kids : WE LIKE FORTNITE ! WE LIKE FORTNITE ! WE LIKE FORTNITE !
A game that only 8-12 year old kids play.
They fortnite player creatures usually spend their mother’s credit cards on the online currency called “V-Bucks” to buy skins that they don’t need. They also refuse to take showers and beg to their moms to buy the battle pass.
Person 1: “Just got done playing fortnite babe”
Girl 1: “Why do I date you anymore? You spend 15 hours a day on this stupid game, you barely even talk to me. We’re Over!”
Fortnite is a game we’re kids 8-12 years olds spend their moms credits cards on skins because they have no concept of money.
It is also a game that people won’t shut the fuck up about at my school.
Girl: “Hey wanna hang out?”
Guy: “nO i’M pLaYiNg FoRtNiTe!”