hand printing

When writing, unconsciously flipping between printing and cursive handwriting, often in the middle of a word.

My notes look like shit because I keep hand printing.

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concert hands

ugly hands with ugly fingers

uma thurman has concert hands

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puddin' hands

Clumsy and/or weak when it comes to handling tools.

What, you bust yer knuckles agin, puddin' hands?

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Ass to Hand

A sexual act where a man goes straight from wiping his ass to masturbating

I was so horny while I was taking a shit once, I couldn't wait so I just did ass to hand.

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Hand Cranker

a person, generally male, of high self importance, who is essentialy just a tosser

did you see the onstage antics of the singer in that band? what a fucking hand cranker!

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Hand Knife

Not a pocket knife.

Why don't you just use my hand knife?

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hand cake

when a male takes a pan cake, wraps it around his penis and jacks off using it as a sort of make shift vagina. syrup may also be used as lube for increased pleasure.

"I want to try something new sexually involving food to please my sexual desire, lets try the hand cake!"

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