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Patrick Kearney. That's it, that's the Jake Pauler of the century.
Yo who's Jake Pauler of the century this time around?
Oh it's Patrick Kearney.
A girl who doesn’t ask many questions.
That girl is a doctor. Oh she is definitely not a Jake Girl.
A boy who shits on the floor at school in seventh grade and often rides his motorbike around girls houses yelling the “n” word when not invited to their end of the year party.
Jake Wight has a minuscule penis and always has an erection when seeing his motorbike.
Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.
"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."
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A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.
Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?
Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.
Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.