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An insult used for people who are specifically lanky. In some cultures people named Michael are ridiculed and eaten.
Good person: Look over there, that’s a Michael
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted
He has a undeniably massive absolutely slangin fat juicy cock and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around you and you know it
“Damn Michael has big fat cock, I’m so jealous.”
He has an undeniably massive juicy absolutely slangin schlong and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around cause everyone knows that it’s true but some don’t wanna admit it
“Damn Michael has a big fat cock I’m jealous now, I’m so jealous.”
The introverted teen reading this right now
Guy: Man! Who is that who never talks?
Guy 2: Thats Michael, for sure.
He is a caring guy, can be very awkward . He cares about you but has a funny way of showing it.
Oh my gosh Michael ! Don’t be weird
A fucking sweaty ass bitch. He will rock your shit in any 2k and irl for that matter. If you see a Michael on 2k (especially a Mini one) you better turn around and run away to another country or your ankles will get there first. Michael also pulls all the bad biddies. Even if they're way older than him, he bags them. Any girl that meets Michael will just beg for him to serve them his meat. Michael is a sweat.
Holy shit bro! Michael's coming! RUN!!