When you are washing your hair and a drop is sliding on your back right in your butt.
When my dad is washing my hair, I always get wet hair.
When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf
Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know
When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms
“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”
The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.
I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.
Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of
A slur for someone of Mongolian descent
Bob: He's a horse Hair motherfucker.
Jack: how do you know?
Bob: look at his eyes jackass
A hair style of typically long thick hair with perfect curls defined by the CW television show network’s trademark perfect hair on every character, even if they are doing something as unnatural as waking up from a long nights sleep… their hair will still be perfect.
(Some examples include all of the main female characters in The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, etc…)
“Oh my gosh, her hair is so gorgeous!” “Yeah, she totally has, like, CW hair”
Also mentioned in Glee — Kurt Hummel to Sebastian Warbler: “I don’t like your CW hair.”