October 4 2023

The day when everyone's emergency alarm went off and it was horrifically loud.

Person 1: "Hey, do you remember October 4 2023?"
Person 2: "Yeah, there was a loud alarm that day. It was so loud I bled from my ears, since I had my airpods in."

October 31st, 2019

The best day ever, aka the day My Chemical Romance got back together.

(Or November 1st for all you New Zealanders)

I was sobbing all morning on October 31st, 2019 because My Chemical Romance got back together.

october 2'nd

punch your brother/sister day. you can beat up your sibling.

It's october 2'nd, time to die brother.

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October 27-29

The days people actually stopped doing this cringy shit

October 27-29: The days everyone stopped doing this shit

No one:

Absolutely no one:

That one girl: OmG it'S tElL yOuR CrUSh yOu LiKe ThEm dAy!

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Open Up October

A month for people to feel free to open up to parents, doctors, teachers and so on about depression and other problems you are keeping to yourself don’t forget It’s ok to be ok ❤️

“Open up October”

Hunt for Brown October

phrase relating to the emitting of a particularly large chocolate submarine, a u-bend u-uboat, that whilst maintaining periscope depth, stealthily moves out of sight into waters new.

Crikey chaps, exclaimed carruthers, after all that pheasant and guiness last night, it was like hunt for brown october in my dunny this morning!

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Over Orgasm October

Destroy Dick December for females

Guy: Are you gonna attempt the Over Orgasm October?
Girl: Nah i'm too weak-willed.

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