one five three rule

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.

urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"

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rule of half past four

The rule that if you listen very seriously and intently, with a deeply caring expression, to anyone until 4:30 a.m., they then must have sex with you. Sometimes a verb as well. Comes from the original, good version of Bedazzled, with Peter Cook (as the devil) and Dudley Moore (as the guy being tempted).

"Have you thought of just applying the rule of half past four?"

"What is it?"

"If you can stay wide awake and gaze at her thinking 'You are fascinating,' the whole time she talks, for everything she says, no matter how pointless and no matter how stupid, till half past four in the morning, you're in." (Not an exact quote)

I wanted her so bad that one night when she was drunk and dumping all this self pity, I kept telling her what an interesting person she was, until I finally half past foured my way into her pants.

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5 to 10 rule

The rule to limit the number of curse words and insults you can use while playing a video game, such as Halo 3.
5 curse words to 10 insults or 5c=10i. So 2c=i.
This means if in one game of somthing you insult somone 10 times you can no longer insult or curse at them. Exception: If you use a combonation of insults and curses and it is 2 curses and 5 insults AND you are winning the game then TWO additional insults or ONE additional curse may be used, this is referred to as the PWNAGE exeption.

1.
Guy 1: And your mom is a...
Guy 2: STOP! You already cursed 3 times and insulted people 4 times! Don't break the 5 to 10 rule!
2.
Guy 1: You Ba...
Guy 2:NO! You alredy cursed 2 times and insulted people 5 times! Don't break the 5 to 10 rule!
Guy 1: But I am winning, so I can curse again due to the PWNAGE exeption.

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rule social b 99.1

If friends spend more then 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation

the Defination is pretty clear... rule social b 99.1 is to be used when friends cannot decide what to do for 60 minutes or more.

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IM 5 second rule

Waiting five seconds to reply to someone to give the impression that you haven't been waiting for their reply

Tom: Why haven't you replied to her already

Tim: IM 5 second rule

Tom: Oh so she doesn't think you're obsessed with her.

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5 second rule

The rule that states if any edible object should touch the ground it may still be eaten if picked up within 5 seconds. (No matter how nasty the ground or surface may be.)

Tanisha dropped an M&M on the wet and dirty bathroom floor but ate it anyway claiming it was safe due to the 5 second rule.

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5 Second Rule

The rule that applies to lost or fallen objects, typically food, that hits the floor. The rule applies to general areas, and does not apply to anything in a bathroom. Using this rule makes it OK to pick up said object in under 5 seconds, under the presumption that no germs attached themselves in such a short period of time.

If your gum just dropped on the floor, pick it up and say "5 Second Rule", then place it back in your mouth.

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