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When you freshly get out of the shower naked, you jump on your bed with your wife or significant other in the bed and slap them with your penis in the face.
Last night my wife was having a attitude with me so I had to put her in her place with a western teriyaki slap
Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.
Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.
Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.
Slap Anyone’s Pussy or penis for the whole November month
Slapped Your Nuts Hah Slap Nut November
Starting on september 1st, ending on the 30th, you can slap eachothers dicks without being gay as fuck
Oh, its Dick Slap September, no homo tho
The whole month of September you can’t slap someone’s ass
Sorry dude I can’t slap your ass it’s “ No Slap-Ass September”
National day to slap a Democrat.
Ex. "Hey Bobby, it's Slap a Dem day!"
Bobby got slapped.