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Duck & Ducklings

If you say someone has Duck & Ducklings it indicates that they have as big genitals as Rasputin

He had a fucking Duck & Ducklings

by Rednoxelo May 14, 2022


duck duck game

the dark, duck secret in your friends closet you should have too

Mark: "Hey Dav! What're we playing tonight?"

Dav: "You know we're playing duck duck game."

Mark: "Oh yeah! Duck Duck Go!"

by Justatraumatizedkiddocoasting December 3, 2019


mallad duck

Ditching your friends to go pound out a girl/guy. Aka peter

Leaving leonard to go pound out a girl and never come back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.

by Mallad duck March 5, 2016


Doom Duck

A mysterious silver-and-black duck found in Lake Erie Near Toronto, Ontario in Canada. The doom duck symbolizes the end of humanity, as well as bad static.

It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.

Person One: "What the hell's that?"

Person Two: "Huh?"

Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"

Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."

by The Bobamberon June 1, 2009


Shoe duck

Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.

"Hey did you see Johnathan's new shoes"

"Oh yeah, he's a total shoe duck."

by Moisturize_robots June 5, 2024


Club Duck

1. An exclusive bread bearing organization focusing on the subjugation and extermination of male mallards.

2. A bar on Como Lake that plays Girrafic Park on repeat.

Sam: Yo dude, wanna go to Club Duck tonight?
Grant: Ya lol sounds cool whatever

by ScarletSavy June 3, 2018


Hatch a Duck

Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".

It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.

"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"

"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"

"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"

by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009