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A glorious holiday celebrated every June 17th in France commemorating the legacy of Fransisco The Mad Fingerer. During the holiday young Frenchman under the age of 29 scour the streets of France, and finger every woman in sight without fear of legal repercussions or sexual harassment charges. Young men eagerly wait all year for this day to indulge in their fingering fantasies. Prime Minister of France, Édouard Phillipe, is facing strict sanctions and threats to be removed from the United Nations by other member states if he does not discontinue the holiday. However, Phillipe rightfully claims the legacy of Fransisco the Mad Fingerer is too important to the history of France and his legacy must be celebrated. As of now, this holiday will continue to be celebrated.
Son: Daddy can we watch a Toy Story tonight?
Dad: Sorry son, I can’t today, it’s Fransisco Fingers Day.
I want to finger my self! You cant its forget fingering february
An evolution of the two finger taco tango although for duets not solo performance. Developed by the Hairless Albino Yeti of Western North Carolina. Renowned as the Yeti's finishing move.
I was nervous yet captivated when I first experienced the five finger quesadilla. Now I'll never go back.
A type of swagger which exhibits a certain kind of boldness, bordering on cockiness. Middle finger swagger often involves profanely disrespecting authority figures in a lax, casual way. Middle finger swagger is typically vulgar to be deliberately offensive, to challenge the status quo. Middle finger swagger is often associated with punk rock. Most notably, the term was used by a critic to describe the most recent album by The Dirty Nil, Fuck Art.
Adam Feibel wrote in Exclaim! "Fuck Art is pure escapism. Their third album has the kind of punched-up confidence and middle finger swagger that says they don't intend to be underdogs for much longer.
Finger puppets are awsome and felisha is the best
Felisha finger puppet is the best
When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D
Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.
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