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finger boarding accident

emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.

teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?

emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.

by wake & bake September 12, 2008


Forget fingering february

Girls cant finger them selves

I want to finger my self! You cant its forget fingering february

by SickleFinder December 10, 2019


Middle finger swagger

A type of swagger which exhibits a certain kind of boldness, bordering on cockiness. Middle finger swagger often involves profanely disrespecting authority figures in a lax, casual way. Middle finger swagger is typically vulgar to be deliberately offensive, to challenge the status quo. Middle finger swagger is often associated with punk rock. Most notably, the term was used by a critic to describe the most recent album by The Dirty Nil, Fuck Art.

Adam Feibel wrote in Exclaim! "Fuck Art is pure escapism. Their third album has the kind of punched-up confidence and middle finger swagger that says they don't intend to be underdogs for much longer.

by Unconventionally fucked March 07, 2021


Felisha finger puppet

Finger puppets are awsome and felisha is the best

Felisha finger puppet is the best

by End proppy September 29, 2021


five finger quesadilla

An evolution of the two finger taco tango although for duets not solo performance. Developed by the Hairless Albino Yeti of Western North Carolina. Renowned as the Yeti's finishing move.

I was nervous yet captivated when I first experienced the five finger quesadilla. Now I'll never go back.

by Yeti spagetti May 03, 2016


Chinese Finger Trap

When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D

Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.

by Bacminecrafter October 26, 2016


kid named finger

referring to the breaking bad and better call saul character mike ehrmantraut because he looks like a finger

kid named finger

by isb_warrior May 22, 2023