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A deviant sexual act, involving a Mexican all-you-can-eat buffet, and a male partner.
To perform this act, one partner consumes all he/she can eat at the aforementioned buffet. Then, the partner must make him/herself vomit, and aim said vomit onto a male partner's scrotum/balls. The vomiting partner must then re-consume the vomit by either licking it or eating it off the man's balls.
This sexual act is widely practiced in Mexico, and is a central part of what a boy must do to become a man, in an age-old ceremony known as the Ceremonia de la Lamida des Bolas, or the Ceremony of the Licking of Balls.
Carlos didn't enjoy the Mexican Bean Feast he had to perform on his Uncle Ramon, but Uncle Ramon had told he would become a man if he did so
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Refers to the appearance of the skin and veins when the scrotal sack is stretched taut
After excessive drinking at a party, Johnny's dad showed everyone his Mexican road map
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When a Mexican gets a woman to do a headstand on the side of the road and sell fruit from her vagina.
I was driving to work the other day and saw a Mexican Fruit Stand on the side of the road. I stopped for some pineapple.
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It is a sexual act where a man cums inside a girl and then eats it out of her vagina.
Hey bro ! I totally gave her a Mexican Fish fry !
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A drink ordered at a bar, pub, or club that consists of one shot of tequila, preferably of low-shelf quality, that is followed up by half a shot of peppermint schnapps.
Prior to drinking, participants shout "Feliz Navidad!" and clink glass 1 (tequila) with right hand. Glass 1 is consumed and shooting of glass 2 (peppermint schnapps) follows immediately with left hand. Afterward, drinkers shout, "Salud!" and offer high-fives all around.
The Mexican Candy Cane is seasonal and some places won't make it year-round.
"Mexican Candy Canes all around!"
"Feliz Navidad!"
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"Salud!"
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What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.
Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty, now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.
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A kinky sex maneuver in which while the male is licking the female's (or other male's ;) anus, she defecates into his mouth. The male then half-way swallows it leaving it partly in his throat. The other member then repositions themselves by laying on their back with knees bent upward. The male then regurgitates the feces back into the other members mouth and places each of his butt cheeks onto each of the respective breasts placing his penis against the entrance of her nose as she masticates on the feces rocking back and forth ejaculating down her nasal canal.
I'm gonna go give your mom a Mexican bible study.
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