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A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.
"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."
When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.
Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.
To be caught in an embarrassing or compromising situation
"The cook was macking on the female server, and he was caught with his pants down."
"The prosecutor practiced extra hard on her closing statement, because she didn't want to get caught with her pants down."
"The team put in extra time at practice, because they didn't want to get caught with their pants down during the game."
An annoying person for whom nothing is ever good enough. Finicky. Hard to please.
Yohan is such a fussy pants. I bought him a six-pack of beer for a fun gift. He said twelve would be a better gift!
a dude with a penis so small you mistaken it for his pants zipper
Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??😏😏😏
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒
Liquid diarrhea that's sticky and runny.
I have sticky pants.