He hates Brooke Christian because of her awful stench and he is NOT bisexual but it’s ok because it is
Jake Crepezzi is not bisexual and hates brooke Christian
Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
a guy who thinks hes a fuckin lad but instead he has a small dick and is gay af, he thinks he can skate but he really is a shitty human being and he is a waste of skin and time
"Aww ehsay lad, do you got any money?"
"Go away Jake Spicer, you are gay"
famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.
jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed
The Realest Geeker Known To Walk This Earth
“Man There Goes Plxyboi Jake, Always Geeked Off Some Sort Of Substance Smh”
A man with an excellent toe game, who loves to have sex with his friend's mother's.
"Wow that guy is a real Jake Wills, I should keep my mother away from him! And my toes!"
1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out