When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".
Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm
Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"
The act of pulling youre strong boner all to one side and then letting it go, so its swings around.
Erection that comes from receiving words of affirmation or compliments from someone you sexually desire.
Girlfriend: you’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had
Boyfriend: *gets appreciation boner*
Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.
Example of a text boner: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKED!!!
Noun.
Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.
(Can be used by both genders)
Sexual Excitment
John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D
Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....
Hint at being horny.
Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3
Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)