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Fire Pants are people who lie profusely, their pants are always on fire, thus, fire pants.
That damn cheater is such a fire pants.
Having a “Dave’s hot chicken” Reaper chicken strip pushed onto your anus trying to get as much of hot seasoning to remain as possible. Your partner then uses the “Dave’s sauce” to lick off the seasoning, generally slowly, to cause it to burn both participants.
“Hey can we stop and get some chicken strips later? I want you to give me Dave’s fire finger.
Your friends excuse for not inviting you to a party.
Yo! Thanks for the sick ass invite to your house.
We maxed our house in people. We would have breached fire code.
When you finger her with a lit match
FIRE IN THE HO *gets arrested for sexual assault*
The act of sending a text in a group message about a person without first checking if that person is in the group only to discover they are.
"OMG! Did you just see Sarah's Hole Fire!!!"
What happens when you don't know how to spell gazuntite and so it autocorrects to said word
*Via Text*
Max: Achoo
Madison: Gail Fire
Thalia Hall Hodgman special contains Malort, Moxie, Allen's coffee brandy and is called a “Hodgman Trailer Fire”.
Bartender, I would like a "Hodgman Trailer Fire”.