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The Weasel King

Alex Drazdowski.

I am the Weasel King... weeooohhhh!!!

by The S Diddy November 23, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


King-Kong Pussy

An extremly overweight womans vaginia.
Most of the time it is so large it flaps over the womans thighs and sometimes knees.
If a woman Has a King-Kong pussy it is impossible for her to see her toes because her King-Kong pussy is in the way!

"That fucking bitch has a King-kong Pussy"
"Damn, There goes King-Kong's Pussy"

by Ktroxsex33 June 18, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Farva the pirate king

A large male closely resembling a viking in overall appearance. People call him Farva for short. It's a nickname he's had since middle school. Everyone thinks he's so cool and funny, and younger guys practically worship him. He's the most charismatic person you will ever meet. Most people love him, and he's a total womanizer, but to the point of being an asshole. He has sex with anyone that will let him, and NO self control. He'll hit on your girlfriend even if you tell him not to, and he'll ruin a little girl's innocence if it means that he can get some pussy. Whatever you do, DON'T get involved with Farva. You'll just get hurt. He's a cool friend, but nothing more than that.

Oh dude, Farva the pirate king is such a badass. ;)

Everyone loves him, he's such a Farva.

Oh my god, is he making out with michael's girlfriend? He is such a Farva.

by Spacebar_ August 28, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


king of new york

The Notorious B.I.G (Biggie Smalls) the rapper in his time ran New York and was referred to as "The King of New York"

Hey yo man have you heard biggie's "Ready to Die" album?
Yeah man Biggie be the King of New York

by The Black Frank White II March 16, 2014

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


burger king retard

A mentally retarded Burger King employee that sings a song about working at Burger King all day and offers people an "apple pie with dat"

Burger King Retard's song example: "I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with dat? Would you like an apple pie with dat? Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!...."
Please look up Burger King Retard on Google for more.

You are dumber than the Burger King Retard!

by Jonny Ray January 9, 2007

51๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


King Minus Touch

The direct opposite of the "King Midas Touch", where everything the legendary king touched turned into gold. With the "Minus" touch, everything touched turns into feces. It's interesting that in both cases, the results are ultimately bad. Same as Inverse Midas.

Our new project manager really has the King Minus Touch. So far nothing has gone right. We are mired in shit.

by Legende d'Urban June 7, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


King Kong Schlong

A man with a massively huge cock or dick.

TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.

by PornDrugs January 31, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž