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ho ho ho

The three sex workers who hang out with St. Nicholas at Yuletide.

The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.

Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.

by bitchuck December 24, 2024


Justin Ho

Gay

This guy asked me out even though I am straight, I think he is a Justin Ho

by y-tho September 20, 2017


Ho Hum Mother Fucker

Typically a co-worker with no innovation while carrying out their tasks. Someone happy with the status quo with no thoughts about how to improve.

"How was Greg's presentation?"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"

by Justanobody714 January 19, 2017


ho her out

To treat a woman like a whore sexually. Specifically to get her to do things you wouldn't want your wife of GF to do.

Hey man can I get with Krissy tonight ?
Sure, after I ho her out she's all yours.

by PROBUM October 26, 2015


ho, ho, ho

An expression father christmas uses to sluts hame little children. (hoe hoe hoe).

"I want a vibrator for christmas" the 5 year old yelled in pure exitement.

"you sure are a little ho, ho, ho"

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heil ho silver away

When a girl is on top ( riding you ) and she does the Nazi salute while simultaneously saying " heil ho silver away"

Bonus points if shes

A) of Jewish decent

B) will wear a German officers hat while doing so.

Hey man how are you today?

Pretty good man how was your Passover? Did your mom have any time to cook latkes today? Her and I were up all night doing the heil ho silver away ๐Ÿ˜‰

by Justinfuckingcredible April 18, 2018


Hoโ˜•

HOT - T + โ˜• = Hottie

Dang she is a hoโ˜•

by D_F_EYE tiktok don't @me April 15, 2020