pioneer in his field

Faux polite term for an old person.

“that girl’s client was a pioneer in his field”

Flip the bird on his head

To take a system or an enemy’s own strategy, and spin it around so that is used againt itself.

Flip the bird on his head by tricking him to think that he is the predator when in reality he is actually the prey.

shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

Headbutting his jocks

When a massive big Grogan is knocking on the back door, It's headbutting your jocks.

Bill ran in urgency to the rest room after 24 chicken nuggets and 3 red bulls for breakfast. He was on a tight line if he could make it or not after his tummy got full of all that junk.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.

rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps

rodeen fucks dogs

hey whos that guy and whats he doing doing

thats rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps

the Devil is beating his wife

An old saying that is used to describe times when it is raining but the sun is still shining and there is little to no cloud cover. Most commonly used by southern and/or country folk in the US.

Jim: Huh, the Devil is beating his wife.

Ted: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Tie his shoelaces

To go under the teachers desk and suck his dick.

-Yo Sara imagine Leonardo DiCaprio is teacher, what would you do?
-Umm.. tie his shoelaces