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The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.
I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.
Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels
Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.
APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.
When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)
Ball Choker Pants
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.
When you eat some questionable food knowing that it might cause intestinal distress but proceed anyway.
That day old shrimp was a real pants gamble, but I was so hungry that it totally worth it.
when you're not able to reach the restrooms in time, then that's how your briefs look
Chorlie didn't make it to the loo after having chili for supper. Now you dumbass got a real PANORAMA IN YA PANTS
To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.
Let the juices flow
#shabba
Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'
To add extra emphasis, give an example such as
"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"
For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.