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When a female is allergic to peanut butter and gives you consent to cover you’re penis in peanut butter so when you “stick it in” she swells up, creating a perfectly tight hole.
“Dude... have you ever tried donkey punching you’re girl? it’s great!”
“No my girls allergic to peanut butter, so I can do a good old peanut butter fuck instead, it feels the same it just lasts a hole lot longer!”
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When a guy takes his dick and sticks it into jar or peanut butter puts the peanut butter back into the cupboard. Then sticks his dick in the girls pooper. Then the girl licks off everything!
"hey baby want to do the peanut butter cup tonight"
"you know how hard that would be to get the peanut butter out of my ass"
=D
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When a man takes a laxative and then poops diarrhea into a womans vagina while she is on her period, and then has sex with her.
Man -Hey, Im gonna peanut butter and jelly you.
Woman -Cool
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An expression of excitement used to arouse one's partner for sexual intercourse.
"Well Butter My Biscuit and hand me that there condom."
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"would you like your muffin buttered?"
-meangirls
"would you like to butter my muffin?"
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When a person consumes 10-13 loaves of all butter Entenmen’s pound cake and then indulges in farting with sexual like noises and sounds, repeatedly enjoying their flatulence in a blissful manner.
Big Tod really blew up the room with his disgusting butter bubble farts.
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a nub who is so nubby all other nubs dont realize he exists.
mike:i feel bad for the guy on locust team.
team: why
mike: they are treating him like a peanut butter nub
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