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When a person is in a angered state of confusion
When Judy was struggling to open up her Christmas gift, she was piss pushed sideways.
1. to speak in a way that causes one to build a reputation, particularly one of avoidance.
2. to speak in a manner which repulses others.
Spraying the coyote piss is likely to occur after heavy drinking.
"C'mon bro, you're really spraying the coyote piss; all the chicks are over there."
When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.
So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.
The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.
Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"
A hat used by a homosexual; specifically a male homosexual, that has been cummed in numerous times.
DAMN! Don’t forget the piss fairy hat for the party tonight!
Little people who piss the bed everyday and come into your house and piss all over stuff
“Hey looks like the little piss people came here today 😡”
When you are so upset about something that it feels like your dick has shrunk so much that if you tried to pee, it would hit your balls.
“I can’t believe this tour got cancelled again, I’m totally pissing on my balls right now.”
November 17th national piss of a liberal day. Any way you want call them a libtard call them a faggot call them child sniffers call them retarded. No one cares it's national piss of a liberal day
Hunter: it's November 17th you know what that means.
Joe: I have no clue
Hunter: it's national piss of a liberal day. I'm gonna call a liberal a libtard for the rest of the day