Pooping-it-Forward

Based on the pay-it-forward theory, but in an office environment. One worker walks in on a co-worker while that co-worker is pooping in a communal bathroom stall. That worker, who walks in on a co-worker, then is walked in on by another co-worker while pooping in a communal bathroom stall, thus pooping-it-forward.

In Dennis’ first few weeks with Company A he really needed to take a poop. He entered the men’s room and pulled open the handicap stall door and there sat Jason, Dennis’ co-worker, dropping the kids off at the pool. A few months later Randy, another Company A employee, had a Taco Bell moment where he just had to go. In a hurry he flung open the handicap stall door and found Dennis upon the company throne, pooping, while texting his girl. At that point, Dennis completed the cycle of pooping-it-forward.

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poop hangover

the immense feeling of pain one feels in ones stomach after being poop drunk (commonly after burritos)

Bro I was so poop drunk that now I have a poop hangover.

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Poop Bucket

A douche

Person #1: Don't be such a poop bucket.
Person #2: WTF, STFU!

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poop dawg

a cool street name like pee diddle or gary

yo poopdawg

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poop mouth

when someone has yuk mouth.

That chick was hot but she had poop mouth

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Poop Stain

A giant birthmark on the side of one's face that resembles fecal matter.

That girls birthmark looks like a poop stain, e.g. poop stain where you at girl poop stain where you at, say what?

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poop doodle

penial discharge during morning urination of fecal matter after having a nasty faggot night of unprotected faggot sex.

wee hours of the morning at the commode

faggot 1: ahh...shit that stings!
faggot 2: what is it cuddle bums?
faggot 1: ahh....a fucking poop doodle!!!!!

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