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The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.
Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.
When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.
I clean my toilet using the reverse-bidet method.
When guys clean the shit stain inside their toilets by pissing on it
Mom: Wow your toilet is very clean
Son: thanks mom I've been doing the reverse-bidet
a reversal zing is a zing that distracts the opponant zinger confusing him whilst you make an escape.
Bert: You know me i pull out a sus comment daily
Ernie: Thats not the only thing u pull
Bert: It is these days
Ernie: Oh you pulled out a good ol reversal zing
A situation in which a person in a relationship, generally the male, starts to become MORE romantic as the relationship goes past the dating phase (and maybe even start becoming more years after). Generally, people tend to be romantic only in the very beginning of their relationships, and become less enthusiastic and romantic for the remainder of the relationship. Reverse Romanticism would be the opposite.
See Reverse Romantic
"Usually I date men that start romantic, but stop being romantic in about 2 months into our relationship. Dennis didn't start becoming truly romantic until we were married! He opens my door now, buys me flowers, and even treats me like a queen after 7 years of being together. I asked him "why now"?, and he said he would rather give me a genuine lifetime of romance, than just the temporary romance most guys show in the beginning. He wanted our relationship to be more fun, romantic, and get BETTER with time. I love Reverse Romanticism!"
When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.
Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...